A Parable

Thursday, April 5 at 1:36pm

2day mah son, whos's 2 years older than meh bcuz of a mixup @ tha hospital, coms up 2 meh and like "dayud. dayud listen.." n im like "wut. wut is it son." he like "dayud. ther a big ol dawg outside wanna put his claws on meh dayud. whatamigunnado." im liek "sun let ol papaw take care odf fdis." so i grab my pootin stix n my cabbage bonez n i hop on outside n take a lookeround ta see anay dawgs. alls i sees is mah neighbor cuttin his grayuss withalawnmowah. im like "haya nayba you seen dis bigoldawg mah sun been talkinbout." he say "no philioep i aint sain no dawgs round here." im like "whatdahe*k mah son talkinabout." sos i turn around and right tehre isee mah best freaind n the world: Trugg Stokes. im like "lol ttruggs tokes" wuat are you doin here." he say to me he says "sup dawg." then im like "ohhhh hahaha (lol). my son said there was dawgs orund thes neighborhood is it you that ar the dawg?" trugg says "haha yup" so im like "lol" and we hug for a minutes. than aoutta nowhere my sun whos 2 years older than meh flies outta the garawge withs a bicycle underneth his butt and he like "hahaha dad im runnin away" im like "sun u r old enoff to live on ur own why dont u get a job, ur mom and me (RIP) don care if u run away its more liek ur movin out and growin up relly." then ol truggg says "hay boy, why don u work fo4 me down at the bar i owna bar now it called gray mans shack for whiskey." and my son he says "dang mr. stokes that sound reel cool u think i can be a batrender?" ol trugg says "yu sure can boy come let me ssee your arms" my son hopf off his bike n strutts over 2 trugg stokes and pulls up his ssleeve n trugg taeks a look at mah boys arms and says out loud he goes he says "daaaaaaaang boy themm arms r too big for bartenden. u ever thot about bein a nfl pro fooball player?" my sun goes "no mr stokes i never thot about it cux dad here neever taught me bout sports" then trugg is like "phil ur a bad dad. dad sposed to teach the boys sabout the sports an u failed." then my sun says "truck stopes, will u be my nu dad" an trugg he says "you fuckin know i will boy." then trugg stuffs my sun and his bike in his pickup truck and they drive away.

That's the story of how I lost my son and also how he became a football player in the pros.